Coinbase lost my money

I had 100 million shib. They simply lost more than 68 million of it.

On April 24th I went in for surgery on my ankle. They had me turn off my phone and leave it in a locker so it wouldn't make noises and distract anyone.

I woke up around 3pm and my wife retrieved my phone. I checked Coinbase and there had been three transactions.

26,422,989.37784522 SHIB -> Coinbase Card 42,374,311.92660551 SHIB -> Coinbase Card $2,500.00 -> Shib

The last one was a transfer from my bank to buy more shib.

I instantly contacted Coinbase through their in-app chat to report the fraudulent transactions and when I did, the agent froze my account and subsequently kicked me from the chat. It was like calling 911 to report a theft and they hang up on you and block your number.

I had Chase block the purchase of the additional Shib (no hassle at all, no questions asked, couldn't have been better).

I was heavily medicated so I went home and slept. The next day no one had contacted me so I went through the process of unlocking my account. I started up a new chat, explained the situation to an agent who had no idea what had happened and was informed my shib was gone and tough titty. Also my remaining funds are frozen while they investigate.

I've chatted with agents seven times now and each time I'm starting from scratch. None of them seem to have any idea what I'm talking about. I did receive and email asking what I wanted them to do about losing my funds three days ago. I asked for them to return my shib and release my funds and I haven't heard back. I still can't even withdraw my remaining funds after the theft.

At this point I think it's a very bad idea to give these people your money.